Touch that blue thang.

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Zeb 6-15 sweeps It/Pedoself
#1 Lowblood Ally, Prince of Doomerism.
This carrd's all you're getting. Stalk me to learn more.
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Cis+TransIDs, here.
Paraphilias, somewhere.
Accessible version here: link.

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YEWAAAHH PEDO!!!! WOOOOAHHGHH!!!!! FIREWORKS AUUHYGH!!!
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Anyway, the rest.
I have Panphilia with few, if any, limits.
I define Pan as, "capable of grooming myself into an attraction for any reason, including just for fun."

Most prominent:
(Auto)YAP (aoa 6 - 30 years)
(Auto)Zoo (lambs, deer, canine, feline)
(Auto)Necro
(Auto)(Narko)Biasto
(Auto)Vigilia
(Auto)Eprocto
(Auto)Copro
(Auto)Uro
(Auto)Apto
(Auto)Olfacto
(Auto)Trauma
(Auto)Assassino
(Auto)Voyeurism
(Auto)Feederism
(Auto)Frotteurism
(Auto)Somno
(Auto)Myso
(Auto)Dacry
(Auto)Phobo
(Auto)Anti
Sadomaso
Podo
AutoVorare
Emapihto
Crypido
Erotophono
Astheno
Algo
Zelo
Caco
Hematigo
Thalpotentiginy
ABDL

The parenthesis in "(Auto)" means I'm both auto and non-auto for the attraction, not that I'm exclusively auto.

I really did try to cut it down. Honestly, the list format makes it seem more than it actually is—most of these are intertwined. For example, myso is for the unsanitary and there are unsanitary bodily functions (uro, copro, eprocto), and how people perceive the unsanitary (shameful for sadomaso, bad smells for olfacto).

If you want 1 central attraction to encompass these, I'd say, "Attraction to (societal/political/strength) power imbalances and fantasies relating to such."

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Cis

CisAlcoholic
CisHypnotist
CisLowSympathy
CisTransStalker
CisTransHateful
(of Lowbloods)

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Trans

TransSchoolShooter
TransSTIcarrier
TransRapistIncel
TransJapanese
TransMusicProducer
(of rap)

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Weird Misc Shit

NullSchizoid
DemiAntisocial
DemiNullNarcissist

CisHarm → TransHarm
TransFem → TransDetransFem
I'm also a straight male lesbian.
You're welcome.

NullSchizoid

♣ Might not be possible but I've been outgoing lately. ♣
Goal: ♠ Talking doesn't urge me to saw off my horns. ♠

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DemiNullNPD

Love being a narc. Don't quite love the dependency on attention.
Goal: ♠ Less of that perhaps. ♠

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CisTransStalker

CisStalker on Alternia, but Trans on Earth... unless?
Goal: ♦ Consensual stalking's cute. ♦

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CisHarm → TransHarmCisTransHateful

♣ CisHarm mid-transitioning to TransHarm and CisHateful successfully transitioned to TransHateful but connected to Cis for source reasons. ♣
You understand.

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TransTransFem → TransDetransFem

♦ Anythin' I could say can be summed by this song. ♦
Goal: Comfortably acknowledged as a DeTrans TransFem.
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TransRapistIncel

Rapist who's involuntarily celibate.
Freak who touches you out of loving desperation.

Goal: Kinkplay is tolerable.
♥ Conabuse is preferred. ♥

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No transition plans for TransMusicProducer.I know, I know, it is pretty sad. Maybe one day I'll pirate FL Studio and birth another legendary mixtape... Perigee's Eve comin' early for Zebruh fans worldwide.
Wink wink.

(1)
My name is Zeb, I am 6 to 15 sweeps (troll species equivalent of 12 to 30 human years), I go by it/its/itself and pedo/pedos/pedoself.
I am the #1 lowblood ally, prince of doomerism (ironic joke based on my being a Zebruh Codakk fictive).
This carrd's all you're getting, stalk me to learn more.
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CisIDs: CisAlcoholic, CisHypnotist, CisLowSympathy, CisTransStalker, CisTransHateful of lowbloods.
TransIDs: TransSchoolShooter, TransSTICarrier, TransRapistIncel, TransJapanese, TransMusicProducer of rap.
(3)
Misc Identities:
Eridan kin, NullSchizoid, DemiAntisocial, DemiNullNarcissist.
Cisharm to Transharm.
Transfem to TransDetransFem.
I'm also a straight male lesbian. But perceive me as whatever you wish.